Solutions to puzzles for Challenge LAN #1 by _GPT_ 

That number that people think is really elite. Divide it by 10. Then add 30. 
Take the number 1337, which means elite, or leet, in l33tsp33k. divide by 10 and add 30 to get 163.7 

w00t. h3h. 1 4m r34lly l33t. phj33r... Sometimes it is wise to think backwards. Sometimes words speak louder than numbers. Not this time, though... heh. If you are not Fred, please ignore this message. 
Take the numbers from the sentence to make a phone number. 00314-343333. 

Get the hell off my terminal or the sysadmin will be called. -ada.g@modlink.com- (modlink.com doesnt exist, by the way.) 
Modlink.com doesn't exist, so remove it from the email address. change the letters of ada.g into numbers corresponding to the alphabet, to get 141.7 

Date: 06.7.02 - 4 eggs, 3 bottles of milk, 2 apples, 3 carrots, 5 bananas, 9 kilograms of flour. You can contact me on 04742-568346, but my computer is usually connected to that :/ 
04742-568346 will get you to a pointless place. take the letters from the date and the shopping list, to get 06702-432259. 

The extremely quick brown fox jumps - over the lazy dog. - something's not right... 
This one had a lot of people stumped. Firstly realise that somethings not right. The original sentence is The quick brown for jumps over the lazy dog. There is no hyphen, or 'extremely'. Next notice that hyphens are usedin phone numbers. Next Think of the clues from the second puzzle. Sometimes it is wise to think backwards. Sometimes words speak louder than numbers. Not this time, though... heh This clue applies to THIS puzzle, not the puzzle where it was found, hence 'not this time'. Words are being used for numbers, and you should start at the back. each word is the number of letters it contains, and . is 0, is it is in some faraway languages. For example 'dog' = 3. So go through and get 03434-535593. 

Oh. Ate For Free One. To Ate Free One Free One. 
Umm.. if you don't understand you deserve to be shot. 

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This is ONE FOUR EIGHT . TWO in morse code. So 148.2 

I hope you had fun attempting this challenge 

_GPT_ 
